Note: This is a “homophonic translation” of “VERDAMPEND” by Wilma Stockenström.
Knew that ick bruiser begin word,
Wheat ick knee mere so moy
Hoe ick deet hat and ware ick heart
Die son, die brand my scour nope
Bruin sews biscuits around corsets
Ick was so sapping kind!
And hell tag tug present water
Go rang skick omni-skillet
No gal met scar near toe Garrus
So that ick die art con bewonder
Fall for wondering con rack and
Under Sam gestel sews ick: water
Water water water water end.