I’m sexist for trying to be the gentleman both of my parents raised me to be
I’m white for being an articulate, educated and even-tempered black man
I’m creepy for caring about people even when they’re not my friends
I’m a pussy for not wanting to fist fight over trivial matters
I’m a fighter simply for being a martial artist
I’m too nice for not being an asshole
I’m an asshole for not being nice enough
I’m too black for liking hip hop and R&B
I’m a nerd for liking comics, anime and manga
I’m a jock for liking sports
I’m obviously gay since I’m single
Yet I’m a player for having had more than one woman in my life
I am called many things
Sometimes contradictory
But one thing I will refuse to be
Is someone other than myself

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